11.16.2010

Casper speaks to Artemisia

Yesterday on her blog, Artemesia said that she had no suitors.  Casper was astonished that such a beguiling ladycat would be unattached and immediately leapt into action composing the following post for her:

"Lovely Artemesia of the black tail and beautiful spots, would that you could be interested in a lowly prince like myself when you are an Empress AND an Imperial Majesty?   I am but a humble mancat...

My mum says I am gentle and I have never raised a claw or shown a tooth even when I go to the vet.  I am the Goodwill Ambassador of our clan.  But I am also strong and powerful and can jump to the top of the fridge and beyond, I am brave and have stood against the vacuum cleaner many times!  I spend long hours at the windows patrolling for intruders and keeping our house safe for my family. 
All good in the back yard
Sometimes this entails late night caterwauling if I see a stray tabby in the garden, but it is my duty to waken the household if I sense danger! 

I know I saw something out there!
I am helpful around the house and often assist with the cooking...

Is this the right temperature?
laundry ...


I don't know how these fell off the dryer, did you want me to fold them again?
 Helping my younger brothers...
Check under the carpet Ben, you might have left your mousie there
 chores...

I think you may have the wrong drill-bit Dad
Mum says I am a Renaissance cat, I'm not sure what that means but it sounds good.  Artemisia my world is silent but I think actions speak louder than words. Sometimes it gets lonely as the head mancat around the house, I would be honoured if a ladycat as lovely and regal as yourself would allow me to come calling?
I await your answer sweet Artemisia"  :-)

34 comments:

The Monkeys said...

We're sure that no ladycat can resist that, Casper! All the girls here are swooning!

The Paw Relations said...

Oh how romantic. Artemisia is a very lucky ladycat

Clarissa said...

I don't know how Artemisia could possibly turn you down, Casper. That was lovely and from the heart.

Cory said...

Oh wow! Meow!

Artemisia is gonna pass out when she sees this!

Marg said...

Oh Artemisia, we hope you will answer Casper. He is so handsome. You two would make the best couple. That was just such a nice invitation. Take care.

cats of wildcat woods said...

Our hearts are going pitter patter over here. No ladycat could turn you down Casper.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Any lady cat would be honoured to know that you care for them and we are sure Artemisia is no exception.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Casper, yoo are a fine catch for any ladycat! Artemisia is gonna love yoo. We're rooting for yoo.

Admiral Hestorb said...

Oh Casper. I have never seen such a heartfelt and sincere and tender love message (except from my Rupert). How could Artemisia not allow you to come calling? You are handsome and refined , brave and sure..a credit to Mancats. I would love to meet this lovely Ladycat who has captured your heart, dear Casper.
xox

Brian said...

Oh my, I really don't know how she could resist!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Casper, how could Artemisia not answer your call! What a mancat you are. So tender and handsome. Lots of love, Holly and mom

Katnip Lounge said...

Artemisia will be unable to resist!
Heck, our Mommy is in love!

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

Oh my oh my!!! How could Artemisia resist!! You are so handsome Casper and quite the Renaissance cat!!
Your TX furiends,

Angus Mhor said...

Anycat got some smellin' salts? Toss'em over toward the AFSS-they're gonna need'em!

GreatGranny said...

Artemisia is so lucky to have your love,Casper. You are a handsome mancat and I swoon for you.
Kassey

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

That is so sweet, Casper! How could she possibly say no?!

Kea said...

Oh, Casper...even the mom is swooning! We can't see how Artemesia can resist your suit. We're looking forward to reading her answer!

Natalie said...

Casper, you are swoon-worthy indeed. Artemesia couldn't possibly resist you!

Mr Puddy said...

Wow ! this is so romantic ! Artemisia can't resist you for sure !!!!

AFSS said...

Oh, I am swooning with delight. And am very impressed you can jump to the top of the refrigerator. Being rather short, I can't quiet manage that although I have watched Scylla do it with longing. Socks seems to think we aren't suppose to do that, so he doesn't even try. And you seem like a Renaissance Cat to me. I asked Socks and he said that means you are interested in lots of things. I am just delighted you want to call on me, can you tell how excited I am. Since it is sunny today maybe we could go for a stroll in the Butterfly Garden and sit in the Butterfly Chair. ~Artemisia (Blushing)

Cat said...

Beautiful Artemisia, it would be my privilege and pleasure to escort you around the butterfly garden and sit together in the butterfly chair
~Casper

CCL Wendy said...

It seems as if Artemisia has fallen for your charm, your good looks, and your many good deeds, Casper! Oh young love!

It sounds so romantic. I wish you many happy years together strolling side by side.

Any ladycat would be lucky to have you, Casper.

The Island Cats said...

Oh how could Artemisia say no to you, Casper??

ABBY said...

Oh dear sweet Casper it seems a match has been made!

purrin
xoxoxo
Abby

Cara n Crew said...

We didn't think Artemisia would be able to resist you, Casper :-)

Pip, Smidgen, Minnie

Penny said...

Way to go Casper. I think you won the fair maiden.

Lucky you.

Purrs,
Genghis

Jacqueline said...

There is no way Artemisia could resist you, handsome Casper=we certainly couldn't, sweet boy!...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

OKcats said...

Sir Casper, that was a very excellent post you made. You really are a great mancat, and we bet the beautiful Artemisia will be totally smitten with you. We think you two will make a lovely pair!

Your friends, Fuzzy and Zoe

MoMo said...

Oh my, what a lovely, romantic epistle!!! How can Artemisia resist that? I think you two make a handsome pair.

I am scuttling over and have a girl-talk with the beautiful Artemisia about this.

Admiral Hestorb said...

Oh what a lovely thing! Me and Mom came back to see if she answered and she did..and with an invitation too. OH, we are so happy for the two of you. You will be a gloriously beautiful couple.

Cat with a Garden said...

Oh my Cod, this must be the beginning of a beautiful lovestory. You two would make a wonderful couple!

Daisy said...

Oh Casper, you're so romantic! I hope you enjoy your stroll through the butterfly garden!

Au and Target said...

Casper is def a cat after my own heart.

Fin said...

You two would make a lovely couple!