"Lovely Artemesia of the black tail and beautiful spots, would that you could be interested in a lowly prince like myself when you are an Empress AND an Imperial Majesty? I am but a humble mancat...
My mum says I am gentle and I have never raised a claw or shown a tooth even when I go to the vet. I am the Goodwill Ambassador of our clan. But I am also strong and powerful and can jump to the top of the fridge and beyond, I am brave and have stood against the vacuum cleaner many times! I spend long hours at the windows patrolling for intruders and keeping our house safe for my family.
|All good in the back yard|
|I know I saw something out there!|
|Is this the right temperature?|
|I don't know how these fell off the dryer, did you want me to fold them again?|
|Check under the carpet Ben, you might have left your mousie there|
|I think you may have the wrong drill-bit Dad|